In Fredricksburg, VA it is a crime to yell….

• Fire in the hole while caving
• The British are coming
• Extra extra read all about it
• At police while being frisked
• At tractors speeding down the road
• Stop, at moving traffic

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In Jefferson City, MO. it is a crime to tie….

• Trees to your vehicle
• Yellow ribbons in a girls hair other than Memorial Day
• Your dog to another dog
• Someone’s shoe laces to a chair
• A boat to the railroad tracks
• Your wife to a hitching post in the middle of town
• Pets to car bumpers
• A cow bell around a horse

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Antonio Buzzacchino

• Clothing designer specializing in animal underwear
• Arrested after successfully climbing the empire state building in monkey suit
• Invented the shoe horn
• The first Italian astronaut
• Invented the perm hair style
• Creative director behind Nike swoosh logo
• High school stage name of Jim Belushi
• First person that used pigs to find truffles

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Initials: T E A M

• Tomorrow Eat A Moose
• Together Everyone Achieves More
• Teaching Every Animal Math
• Toward Excellent Australian Manufacturing
• Tibetan Eveready and Amorous Mulehearders
• The Elephant Assoc. of Michigan
• Tennessee Eagle Awareness Movement

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 In Buds Creek MD. a horse may not…….

• Drink more than 4 gallons a day, due to mosquito infestation
• SLeep in a bathtub unless the rider sleeps there too
• Exceed speed limit on city streets
• Dump manure in the creek during low water seasons
• Be riden without a saddle
• Walk through a public park wearing blinders
• Whinny during a parade

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In Seattle Wash., if a dog weighs over 25 pounds, it must…….

• be covered under the owners insurance policy
• wear a life jacket while riding in a boat over 100 yds from shore
• be walked on a leash
• not ride in the front seat of vehicles
• be restrained by a pet safety seatbelt while riding in a personal vehicle
• pay full fare on the bus

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Todays word: Kakkerlak

• Derisive Nordik term meaning enormous head
• Small blue and white bird found in Australia named for its sound
• Official language of the KKK
• An albino cockroach
• Sound a cat makes while vomiting
• Homemade percussion instrument played by strumming a grooved wooden block wih a curved stick
• Australian bowling ball bag
• A broom used for spreading black top

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In Chicago it is against the law to fish while sitting……

• within 50 yards of a bridge
• atop a bridge
• with your children on the back of your car
• on the neck of a giraffe
• within 100 ft of a topless woman
• while sitting in a hot tub

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In Arkansas it is unlawful to export…….

• Unpasteurized milk
• Africinized killer bees
• Limestone
• Farm girls to third world countries
• Buckets of mud
• Produce that hasn’t been rinsed
• Bull Frogs

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Dr Elizabeth Svendsin

• Tatooed first permament makeup ona 65 yr old woman
• Developed the use of shock therapy for sleep deprived patients
• Wrote the book “A Field Guide to Paleontology”
• Performed the first successful sex change operation on a dog
• Veterinarian who discovered topical flea treatments
• English woman who runs a sanctuary for alcoholic donkeys
• First person to eat a Swedish meatball

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